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Read this only if you don't mind a little crude humor, curse words, etc.

(you have to rap this for it to be funny, otherwise its just offensive)

Vote for John McCain
if you want that crack-a in your brain
he'll be startin wars like everyday
and he's been eyin Mexico
since they screwed up his first hoe
I'll put you down here on the list
I'm talkin to Canada, you bitch

Vote for John McCain
I agree he's not insane
but the dude he is so old
he be crackin up to larry & moe
but he thinks Curly is a gook*
Yeah he does really get spooked
He blowin up his old TV
not a flat screen a CRT

Vote for John McCain
He put Palin on his train
He plans to ride that on into town
but I don't think that she's down
She keep buckin all his rules
She's like: "bitch, I ain't no fool"
She don't think Jons a real conservative
He don't mind if you kill some baby kids

Vote for John McCain
is like slappin progress in the face
Four score from now we'll see
what a great point this is in history
and you'll be standing on the side
of the hateful and their guide

*Disclaimer: Don't use this word in your everyday conversation, or ever, its very offensive.

I'll take this down post election.